Valentines massacre

So apparently I insulted my wife four times today.

She gave me a card this morning as I was leaving, I must admit it was a minimal as possible, "bee mine" on the front and "happy valentines guess who" inside.

I mention at work I didn't get her a card and I got the usual advise you must lavish gifts on her.

So I come in, admitely late, with flowers and a card. For this I am told you don't know me.

Well there goes all/any good work that might have been built over the last few days and weeks.

Oh well, 2 years and 11 months and counting...